From now on, I will be accepting payments, bribes, and under-the-table dealings only in the form of blueberry & cream and/or compost and/or cornflake cookies* from the new Momofuku Milk Bar website. $10/tin, 6 cookies/tin. Approximately $15 to ship to my house.
I'll be expecting packages in the mail. kthxbai!
*ugh, seriously, my mouth just filled with saliva.