I've been so depressed the last few days that I've gone and gained 5lbs. FIVE. In less than that many days! I'm so full of depression that today, when my mom was joking that by the time she was my age, she was married and on her way to being said mom, I instantly burst into tears and ran to my bed.
FIVE POUNDS. And here I am, eating out of a gallon container of Blue Bell Southern Hospitality.
My mom thinks I'm crazy. Whatever, I need more ice cream.