This shirt. Is real. The 6-year-old Tina, whose favorite colors were pink, purple, and silver, natch, is about to pee herself, that's how badly she wants to wear this shirt.
And the name of the shirt is just so obvious and genius at the same time: "Mystical Horses." The only thing that would have made it better is the addition of a horn on each of the horses, and changing the name to "Mythical Horses." Also, maybe a Lisa Frank dolphin in the background. $88?
Here, just take my money! Give this to meeeeee!