P.B. Winterbottom

I've never been too excited about my brother's xbox 360, even though from what I hear, he has all the best games; THIS one, however, changes everything. I love the name, I love the music, I love the graphics, I love PIE! What else is there for me to know?

Hello, Babies

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

- Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

I'm Curvy, and I LIKE IT!

I like shoes that are kind of thick and voluptuous. Just sayin.

Yes, I am 25

This is what I had for a meal the other day when both my brother (who's 19) and I didn't feel like going out to get food. We had bread, crunchy peanut butter, nutella, and Kashi Heart to Heart cereal, so...naturally, I made a sandwich using all of the above. I was given a look of disgust and morbid fascination as I proceeded to smash these two slices of bread made heavy with condiments together, and when I took my first obnoxiously large bite, my brother asked me incredulously, "are you really 25?"

Why yes, yes I am. And no, I'm not ashamed.

What's More Important

Discounted Alaïa flats, or an Alexander Wang bag named after me? Not that I have the money for either, but it's still a valid question.

Wild Romp-us?

Let the wild rumpus start!

It's barely October and I'm already planing my S/S10 clothes. And it starts with this adorable Lewis Kit Romper:



Except for the fact that it's MORE EXPENSIVE than the ridiculously priced abercrombie sweaters as talked about in the last entry, I love it. Doesn't it look like something Zooey Deschanel would wear? Who doesn't love Zooey Deschanel? (Don't even talk to me about Katy Perry unless you want a list of reasons why Zooey is better, FYI)

It's weird, because there are two sides to me: there's the side that loves adorable vintage-looking 50s-inspired clothes a la Mad Men, and then there's the side that thinks everything in this picture is a great idea, including whoever came up with the Olsens (seriously, it's medal-worthy):



LOVE!

Very Confused

I'm sorry, but someone please explain to me how it's possible that abercrombie has sweaters that are $350? I mean, that's how much sweaters on Shopbop cost, but abercrombie? Really? When did this happen? And is it a problem that I kind of like the sweater below?



Don't worry, this one's not $350. It's only $200.

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There are no words for this, except that I'm very, very confused.